Shoppers at a local Target store were in for more than they bargained for Thursday as they witnessed the work of a local pervert. Witnesses say they saw Gerald Martin, 51, straightening the tail of a cartoon plush in the children's section when he proceeded to giggle very loudly and make demeaning comments.
"I was covering my babies eyes and trying to push my cart out of there when I noticed what that freak was doing," shopper Carrie Randall said. "I don't see what's so funny about making a yellow tail look like a penis!"
Target security was called to the scene, but before they could respond, Martin had fled the scene.
"We have taken all measures in order to avoid something like this again," Target Manager Ed Hillendale said during a press conference. "We have cut off every yellow tail and removed any objects that could be molded into penis sculptures from the store."
